To Chloe (age 3): “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Chloe’s response: “I want to be a sunflower. A pretty & tall sunflower!”

She can be so darn cute sometimes.

Last week: “I love Bryant! He is so Cuuuuuttteee! And he doesn’t smell like stinky!”

Bryant is another 3 year old in her preschool class who loves to hit & terrorize all the other kids. Chloe is 3, already has a boyfriend & of course, it is the “bad boy” of the class. Blair, naturally, says this is my fault. Just because I dated long haired freaks with tattoos that happended to be 3 years older & drug dealers at the high school & freaked my mom out, does not mean it is my fault.

After all, she is only 3.