Did you know that you can go three to four whole days without showering? All you need is some deodorant, a ponytail holder, and some mascara and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.  (okay, so everyone will know, but at least you can’t be accused of not putting forth the effort)

At the moment I don’t feel like throwing anything across the room or at a wall. This is a good moment.

This blog definitely needs more cowbell.

I can safely blame iTunes when my children ask why I can’t help pay for their college education.

Although a Diet Pepsi doesn’t necessarily cancel out french fries, it does leave more room for a Frosty.

When three shots of espresso have no noticeable effect on your energy level, it’s time for professional help.

Britney Spears is all growed up.

I enjoy it when people stop being polite and start getting real!

Whose idea was it to make mornings so early in the morning?

Okay. I admit it. I was depressed when they sent my man, rocker Chris, home.