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Note to men

When the trash can is overflowing, you have to take the trash to the outdoor trash can for it to be picked up.

You have to actually plug in the vacuum & move it around the room for it to work.

Clothing has to be put in the washing machine for them to be cleaned. Placing the clothes in the dirty laundry basket is a good place to start.

Children under the age of 5 do not actually clean up after you nor themselves.

When you are finished using an item (ex: hairbrush, toothpaste, etc), put the item back where it belongs. Then, next time you need it, it will be located where you can find it.

If it is a piece of trash (ex: wadded up tissue, empty soda can) throw it into the trash can.

If the counter is sticky, wipe it with a damp cloth.

If the floor has bits of food or trash on it, use a broom to sweep it up.

If there are toys everywhere, pick them up & place them in the toy baskets.

If there are bits of trash & leaves on the carpet, the vacuum will get this up.

If you lose a kid in the yard because the grass is too tall, it may be time to cut the grass.

There is not a button on the T.V. remote control labeled cleaning mode.

When the dishwasher is overflowing, you may actually have to turn it on & run the clean cycle. Also, after the cleaning cycle is finished, the clean dishes have to be taken out & put away in the correct cabinet.

****This post was in no way, shape, or form directed at the man in my life.